After going to the doctor about my partial hearing loss and seeing what the dealio was, as well as a quick check in the ol' ears, the doctor told me what was wrong. Left ear is plugged with wax, right ear is suffering from irritation. Ear drops for the next week for me, woop!
Wegra
You should make a candle with all that wax
NerdLiife
I'll wax your candle.
No homo.