Ever get the feeling a knife is NOT enough? Ever get the feeling you want something to rid those emo's forever? EVER get that urge to open that magic box of delicious sweets you can Never open? Look no more! The Hellsword of the Admin's of Newgrounds have got a surprise for you! Its like Sham-woohoo, only with 99.9% of working! WOOHOO!

You can get this aaaand a free Roller Baby
for the low-LOW price of $9.99.

(Please do not get banned, you can get annoying after awhile. If attempted at a ban. DO not bash a fellow newgrounder, we are not held responsible.)